April 16, 2014

Belgium, I hardly even fucked the

Belgium might inspire more confusion that any other European country for people from the United States.

They speak a lot of French although it's not quite France.
They ride a lot of Dutch bikes but it's not quite The Netherlands.
They enjoy a discussion of logic like the Germans but its not quite Germany.
Flemish or phlegmish, they love naked bike rides and they are gonna love Bike Smut!

17 Avril
Rapa Nui Association
4 rue dieudonné lefevre , 1020 bruxelles
4 euros + 1 adhesion

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April 11, 2014

Velo Erotique on the West Side!

Greetings from the West Coast... of the Atlantic!

After a fabulously sucessful mini tour of Central Europe including Geneva, Lausanna, St. Etene, Grenoble, and Lyon Bike Smut jumps BackInTheSaddle!

First up our lovely and insane friends in Paris are gathering for another specticle. The last time we got together 200 horny bikers took over the street in fron of La Ola Oops.  FaceBook Event
SUNDAY, 13 APRIL,  La Mutinerie, 176 rue Saint-Martin 75013, 19:00h, GRATUIT (donations),

Then the very next day we travel into the respectable and orderly suburbs of Ghent, Belgium. It will be our first time in Belgium outside of Brussels and the local DIY crowd are gathering like a fun, freaky storm. Come early for the potluck food and stay late for rad, feminist, crusty punk bands!
MONDAY, 14 APRIL, 't Kieknkot, Beukenlaan 37, sint-denijs-westrem, food 20.00h, GRATUIT

Brussels has got many fine qualities but we know what we want... French Fries and Naked Bike Rides! One of the world's most famous CycloNudestas, a person who has negotiated with many  spaces to create safe spaces for casual nudity, Jerome Nature, may be in attendance! FB Event
THURSDAY, 17 APRIL, Byrrh, 4 rue dieudonné lefevre, ADMISSION

You want bikes? You want sex? You want them both? Where else in the wold are you gonna go besides Amsterdam! (simma down West Coast, USA this aint about you) Last time we had all but given up on screening our program in Holland. "If we can't get a show we should just go there, ride lots of bikes and have lots of sex!" - MissPoppyCox. But as fate had it an upstart, kickass venue of rad, film loving feminists totally said, "Bikes + Porn? YES WE CAN!" We are grateful our friends at Filmhuis Cavia are welcoming us back again.
FRIDAY, 18 APRIL, Filmhuis Cavia, Van Hallstraat 52-I (de poort door, binnen de trap op), 4 euros

In a few days we will share our schedule for much of the rest of Europe! So excited!!

Photos via Lima, Peru and Brussels WNBR used without permission. If you are the owner of one of these just let us know and we will credit or remove the image
Chicago WNBR photo by Aaron Leverenz  with permission. Thanks!

April 3, 2014

Back in the Saddle: a European bike tour adventure

We are driven to provide the finest, most ethical, human-powered bicycle pornography on Earth!

This Spring and Summer we will accomplish just that!

Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!

Bike Smut is a collection of erotic bicycle shorts made by cyclists, radicals, and queers from all over the world - various interpretations about what is great about sex and cycling!

This year the submissions are from Oakland, Seattle, Florida, Montreal, Berlin, Milan and Geneva! Literally and figuratively all over the map.
Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!

We have a pretty ambitious schedule as you can see in our future route. Thousands of kilometers traversed by bicycle!
Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!

Bike Smut is a celebration of human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture.The content is completely audience generated.No reproductions or DVD's are available, so you must go to a screening to see them.

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Films include of variety of representations of human sexuality,entirely created by amateur bike pornographers from all over the world!

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Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!

This synthesis of transportation and sexuality is everything you could imagine it to be: creative, ethical, aware, explicit, tantalizing, candid, and silly! Since its inception, Bike Smut has toured North America 15 times, and in the summer of 2011 the project completed its first European excursion, playing 63 shows in 21 countries, from Scotland to Turkey. The winter of 2012 took Bike Smut on their first tour south of the border, featuring six shows around Mexico. The Bike Smut Film Festival is now in its 7th year, and the only way to see it is to attend a screening and experience it with others.

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Bike Smut is at its heart, a community driven event. Besides the screenings we often coordinate with local groups to host workshops, skill shares, group rides, races, potlucks, and performances.

Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!
Euro Bike Porno Polo Tour!

Are you ready to feel the strength of a steed between your legs? This film festival made by queers, cyclists and artists is only available in theaters.

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March 28, 2014

Bikes! Sex! Films… in EUROPE!

The first leg of our 2nd European Tour to Geneve, Lausanne, St-Étienne, Grenoble, and Lyon was fabulous! Five shows in Seven days. All of them at capacity!

We expect future more bikesexual filmmakers from Lyon

One of our most surreal films, "Power Up" played to its hometown in Geneva.

The "Stripped Bike" of Grenoble
A group ride gathers in Lausanne

Poppy Cox stripping down and mounting up

... then was presented with flowers while presenting her flower

Revphil's opening speech features a naked biker bombing the hills of Lausanne

In fact the French/German media outlet, Tracks ARTE, recut our "What is Bike Smut" trailer to make it Safe For Youtube and it got thousands of hits in the first day!

We are now poised to start out on our second leg of this European tour:  Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam (and maybe Zurich if they can find a place for us). We have a big mission ahead of us and we need a lot of help!

Share this Safe For Work video clip and help bring bikesexuality to more deserving people!

Or if you are more daring, check out our account on Queer Porn Tube  (the home of empowered pornography) where you can share the uncut version (NSFW, duh)

Thanks for your help!

Music by Show Me The Pink

March 5, 2014

Euro cinema de velo erotique!

Avast! Bike Smut est en Europe!

We have a lot of dates we are juggling but we have a few dates already set on our  
"Back in the Saddle" Tour!

(all dates will be day/month and times are in 24 hour format)

07/03 Geneve, Switzerland @ Cinema Spoutnik @ 22h
08/03 Lausanne, Switzerland @ Le Fete Du Slip - Cinéma CityClub @ 19h
11/03 St-Étienne, France @ Arts du Forez - 4, boulevard Robert Maurice doors @ 19h show 20h
12/03 Grenoble, France @ La BAF - 2, chemin des Alpins @ 20h
13/03 Lyon , France @ La triperie - 22 rue Imbert Colomes @ Ouverture des portes 20H 

 Then what? 

There are many more shows planned. You can help us make a more exciting future! Tell us where to go in the comments!

February 12, 2014

Bikes Make Everyone Come Together

Happy VD! Not just venereal disease, Valentines Day! And the two have never been so well entwined than with this excellent bit of sexy PSA-ness:

WeComeTogether is an international group working to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases thu "prevention, treatment, care and support, including condoms and sex education, to those who need it most"

We think that is fabulous. There is a sentiment that STDs (now called STIs cause some infections are not diseases but really STDs sounds so much better and also almost spells STUD) are somehow not a problem anymore. The idea is if you get AIDS you can just go on incredibly expensive drugs for the rest of your life.
This line of thinking is dangerous enough that you might want to take a look at what wikipedia shows is one of the possible consequences of getting AIDS enhanced scabies. Fuck that hurts the eyeballs!

We are totally sex-positive so of course we love the video.  However an article from of The Independent quotes the rather overconfident Jo Hodges of London College of Communication. who describes it as "an open celebration of the joys of safer sex that targets people of all different ages, sexual orientations/preferences and genders."

All? Dubious, but lets count the ways

They got food, furry, age, gender-play, feather, leather, BDSM dogging (public sex outdoors),  and even CAR PORN!?!?

We congratulate the filmmakers for creating something that quickly shows a great swath of sexual representation, no matter the ignorance of some British experts.

At first we were mighty slighted by ignoring the quickly growing bikeseuxal segment of our population. But upon further contemplation, it is actually a compliment. We Come Together's mission is to bring sexual awareness to people who need it most, thus they must consider bikesexuals to already be ahead of the sex-positive curve for safe behavior. Frankly we agree. People who use their bodies for transportation may be more likely to be aware of the dangers of exposing their skin. Take for example our recent photo submission from Australia.

 We take serious pride in that compliment. Moreover we encourage you to engage a cyclist with some full face protection!

Coming soon: info about our shows in Europe and our theme for Bike Smut 8!

January 31, 2014

Houston: The Porny Express' Final Delivary


Saturday, Feb 1
Super Happy Fun Land
3801 Polk ave
8pm doors, 9pm show
$5-10 Suggested Donation
Adults Only

Its the end of the tour as we know it and my ass is FEELIN FINE!

January 26, 2014

Double dippin in NOLA

We are coming on the end of The Porny Express!

It is strange how things end sometimes.  After bike touring more than 3,000 miles across North America, riding and scheming from Minneapolis to Montreal to (almost, but soon we hope) Mexico.

But now we are on a sort of post holiday, holiday. Instead of bike touring Bike Smut is bringing The Porny Express on the fucking bus. If any great orgasms result from our cushy ride we will let you know. Also different is the pacing. For most of the tour we did 2-3 shows a week but now we only have two more! One of which is in New Orleans TONIGHT!

January 26th
The Mudlark
1200 Port
8pm, $5-10

Then only one final screening left!

January 17, 2014

Dallas hops on The Porny Express

There is a city in Texas that more than any others conjurers images of Amerikana. Football players (doing drugs), cheerleaders (on drugs), and (drug filled) cherry pie.
Okay, maybe El Paso is a bigger hub for drug trafficking, but when we think of eccentric, wealthy people who are just barely holding onto their marbles, we think of...

But this aint no game. This is real. Everyday means something, and until you figure out who shot JR you are just gonna have to keep pounding them hard Dallas streets, living your life as you desire, just as any emancipated, sex-positive, human-powered person would, with or without drugs.

But Sunday is special. On that day of rest we are gonna get so fucking active! We have a really amazing venue right downtown with really good seats. Only thing is its pretty tight. Better get there early.

7pm Cocktail Reception with Local Performance Artists and Introduction by the curator of this Erotic Bicycle Film Festival.

With Performances by The Amazing Boobzilla!

8:30pm Theatre Doors Close. Bicycle Porn Begins. Yes, porn. Sex & Bikes & Sexy Bike People. Theatre seating for 30 people with a small amount of extra room for those who are okay sitting on the floor.

10pm Afterparty at Absinthe Lounge

*21 & Up ONLY. $10 suggested donation, no one turned away.
*One Night Only


This is our first ever screening in Dallas, make it count!

January 7, 2014

Austin on The Porny Express

Austin is the original "Keep _something_ weird" and sometimes is called the Portland of the South. It has been bucking the trends of conservative Texas for a long time. Now after years of struggle for a slice of the streets we are witnessing the emergence of bikesexuals everywhere! From the ATXHBPC hosting the Lingerace, full of bikini clad people riding all over town to more historically reserved groups' understanding and pleading of support we have seen some big changes in our 6 years of visiting the Capitol of Texas.

Plus we have lots of help!

Queer Ride is a local group advocating for "THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA" in the most adorable way possible. Looking cute on a bike and helping either other be safe and seen! They are hosting the pre-party where you get to cut and paste your own vision of bikesexuality! Bring some bike mags, bring some porn, bring some scissors or borrow ours. Starts at 6pm and gets you into the show for half off the normal price!  FB event: https://www.facebook.com/events/574223955982394/

The Amazing Boobzilla and David the Goliath make up the dynamic duo from the “Oh No!” Variety Show and will dazzle you with her breasts of destruction! Boobzilla was diagnosed with Gigantomastia at 13 years of age. Instead of sheltering herself from society, she embraced her look and the superhuman powers her mutant boobilities give her. This lovely fear freak can crush your skull with her TITS! She has become famous for training to lift over 200 pounds and even breaking concrete bricks...with nothing but her breasts of steel!

Do The Right Thing, Austin! is a crew dedicated to getting you dancing. Following the films they are taking control of your body with your implicit consent! Expect piles of sweat and possibly no pants as you drive yourself into body shaking ecstasy!
This DJ team that spins fancy Italian disco, degenerate top 40 mash-ups, hipster electro, and especially for this occasion filthy booty grinding hip-hop.
sign up on their FB event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1396214470628149/

All of this plus The Porny Express is made possible by the fine people at The Spider House Ballroom who are drop kicking the bike love for this fly night!


We have had a great run of shows in Austin and we expect many more.