March 13, 2015

Cyberspunk!

Bike Smut is proud to be part of CYBERSPUNK


A one-night-only Book Club Burlesque party inspired by William Gibson’s 1984 Science Fiction classic, Neuromancer. 

Cyberspunk is a participatory and literacy event. The audience is encouraged to read the book and dress to impress in their sexiest, most creative Neuromancer inspired style. The neon-noir novel is wrought with themes of virtual survival, man vs. machine, humanism sacrificed in the face of advancing technology, cyborg body manipulation and more. So naturally they got a special Bike Smut booth for exceptional futuristic viewing.
Maker House - 283 N Stone Ave, Tucson 
Doors at 8, party till late
$8-$20 cover, 21+ presale TICKETS@ www.artmatter.org


Call us Johnny Pneumatic cause we are pumping the morning-moaning hours away to deliver a tight package to Tucson, Saturday night!



March 6, 2015

SUBMIT! ∆∆ Science Friction ∆∆

Forward and aft lighting charged.
Lubrication to maximum viscosity.
Set genitals to stunning.
Prepare to travel through time and space using your own fucking ass

... its time to enter the submission zone ...

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

The annual call for submissions for DIY bicycle pornography!






5 point process to bikesexual satisfaction
  • 1. Open mind to bikesexual ideas. Contemplate what gets you on bikes and what gets you off.
  • 2. Invite intimate flesh-based partners to assist. Enlist technological editing assistance.
  • 3. Engage carbon, steel, aluminum, titanium parts. Drive, direct and thrust to satisfaction.
  • 4. Mix emotionally-pleasing audio and provocative video into consensual film < 7 min
  • 5. SUBMIT! email send format .mp4 .mov .wtf 
∆ END OF TRANSMISSION ∆

March 5, 2015

Viva Las Velo

Las Vegas, a city of inspired, illuminated indulgence will soon be lighting up the night with our DIY erotic bicycle films!



Back in 2010 Bike Smut made its first bold moves into Nevada. Thu grit, strippers, manic determination and jello shots we provided a feast of the senses. Now 5 years later we are back and we are gonna bring one hell of a show to the City of Sin.


Saturday, March 7th
Erotic Heritage Museum

3275 South Industrial
9:00pm   donation   +18

fb event link

Moreover we are doing it at a place originally created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer, so it seems we are in the right place!



 photo credit:
 http://vegasimages.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-i-learned-at-erotic-heritage.html
 lasvegasweekly.com

February 25, 2015

Alas, Poor Queer Porn Tube, We Knew Them Well


"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE?"

We sometimes get fan mail, we would like to think that our bike-fucking fans are more prone to use proper syntax and grammar than other online hecklers but its hard to tell. No matter its time to do something about all this bikeporn suffering going around.




Earlier this year our amazing friend, Courtney Trouble issued this statement:
This morning I had to shut down QueerPornTube.Com because, for the eleventh-thousandth time, it crashed it’s own server. The bandwidth is just too high, especially since I added mobile capabilities. It really sucks to have to put one of my most popular sites on hold, but it’s broken, and I’m busy.
I feel like most porn should be paid for. It costs money to make, performers need to make a living, producers need to survive, new projects can’t be funded on critical acclaim alone.
However, a lot of porn that’s made in the queer community isn’t made for profit, it’s made for the art of it or a solid political message. Sometimes it’s just being made so the person who made it can be seen. I would say that the most important work that’s been made in the realm of queer porn wasn’t made for money, isn’t commercial, and should be accessable to those who desperately need positive imagery of queer lifestyles. Queer porn educated and inspires and sets trends in a world that discourages fluidity, sexuality, and the transfer of health and sexuality information.
This tube site is super important to me because I want people to see the kind of porn that queer people make. It’s crucial that our art and opinions are part of the larger conversation. And it’s crucial that it can be found for free.
QueerPornTube.Com needs a dedicated server, and a dedicated person to monitor and manage it. I am able to do this myself, but it’s always been a labor of love and something that I pay for out of pocket, because I need to to exist and I want it to exist.
So, hopefully I’ll be able to make it work again soon and I’ll bring it back up. It might be a week, it might be a month, it might be a year.
I apologize to those film makers out there using the service to hold their content – it WILL exist when the site goes back up. We may all need to go check out embedded video outputs as the HTML may change when the site gets properly upgraded. I’ll maintain my updates here in this post.
Thank you for your understanding, and God Save Queer Porn Tube! Eventually.
xoxo
Courtney Trouble

Maybe some of you have seen how several of our favorite films are no longer visible online. Its a terrible thing because we have come to depend on Queer Porn Tube to help us share our rather radical message of human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture.  Now we are stuck hoping we can sneak videos onto some other server or deal with the kinda obnoxious advertisements of other, less ethical porno servers.

We will struggle on as best as we can.


February 24, 2015

Come Again in Your Bay Area!

From the South Bay to the East Bay to the (they never call it) West Bay, Bike Smut is involved in a serious Bay Area Reach Around!

We are jumping head first into the densely populated, surprisingly shallow waters!


pooping floatation devices is prohibited

OAKLAND    -   FaceCrack Link

Saturday February 28

Omni - 4799 Shattuck Ave.

  • doors at 8:30pm

  • show at 9:00pm

 

SAN FRANCISCO  -   FaceCrack Link

Tuesday, March 3rd

Balançoire - 2565 Mission St, 

  • doors at 6:30pm

  • show at 6:45pm

ADULTS ONLY  

No lifeguard on duty.


 

 

February 17, 2015

Reaching Around the Cuntinent

Mexico, Mexicali, Calixo, California, Uber Allies?

We are back in the US!

After being treated to some of Mexico's finest flavors and a fuck load of new porn we are recharged to bring some great new cycloerotismo to the rest of North America!



Here is what we have planned for the next few months:

UPDATE: A secret screening and erotic book reading event is happening Thursday night!

This weekend we enjoyed a desert full of crazed bike fucks, next week we are slappin mallets with San Jose's finest bike jocks! (And their jock straps!) Afterthat we will retake the rest of The Bay. Working with our friends using direct democracy on the front lines fighting social injustice in Oakland and also friends using karaoke to bring out the silly drunks in SF.

In March we will end our 5 year hiatus of Las Vegas. It is a painful place to experience and even more difficult to live there (which explains the prevalence of cheep booze). But we go back and plan to dominate The Strip as well as the hordes of mindless consumers who will flock to our liberating loins like so many moths' mouths to our glowing bicycle fleshlights!

We celebrate EPIC PI DAY (3.14.15 @ 9:26.53PM MST) with those wild Tucson queers at CYBERSPUNK an erotic book club art show.

Then we blast up and over the East Coast, starting with Jacksonville then bouncing over to St Augustine (our first time ever) then working our way north to Montreal then west back to Cascadia... with stops in St Louis and Memphis.
 Lots of great shows and epic opportunities for the good touch... common, Hand Of God, give us that holey reach around!


Wanna feel the grace? Contact bikesmut@gmail.com for booking!

February 10, 2015

¡Ultimo BiciPorno de Mexico!




Jueves, Feb 12
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
10pm
Cuota de recuperación: $50
18+

https://www.facebook.com/events/400711380090853/

thanks to Blue Villa for the original artwork for Bike Smut 4! Great time to be recycling!
contact artbyblu@gmail.com for more excellent illustrations

February 8, 2015

Mas Murjes en Mexico... ¡No Mames wey!

Last night we packed in the sexy Guadalajara bikers like so many salty fish.

But we not done canning this amazing fucking city!


 One more great show up on Tuesday then our final Mexican screening will be in Mexicali! Our first time in that region!

Guadalajara
Martes, 10 Feb
El Cardenal, Escorza, Americana,
8:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/742832712499667/

Mexicali
Jueves, 12 Feb
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
10pm
Cuota de recuperación: $50
18+

https://www.facebook.com/events/400711380090853/


Bike Smut curator, Reverend Phil on a Mexican Radio 

January 19, 2015

Media Monday: More Mexican Madness

Post double vez en Mexico's Capital City nos sentiamos nesitamos un poco restora.

Now would be a great time to remind folks that they can buy a piece of exciting Bike Sexual art!

It took media in Mexico to remind us that we have so much great, unique art to share!

Moreover this series of photos is available now direct from our Milano Bike Smut office!




*Festival de cine erótico que difunde la idea de desestructurar el porno y fomentar el apoderamiento de la sexualidad y la movilidad humana Claudia Rodríguez de Subterraneo

We are totally grateful for the various people who chose to write about us and more expressions are to come!  And while we wont be going to New Zealand and Australia this winter we are hoping we can making something work later in the year!


original photo credit Aaron Leverenz 

January 15, 2015

Dos Vez en Distrito Federal!


¡En este su 8°Tour "Come Again" es la segunda ocasión que visita Méxxxico!

¿Sientes bici-curiosidad?


¿Eres bici-sexual?

¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?

¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?

No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.

Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fuga de contenido. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos deseen.

Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.

Normalmente vemos porno sólos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.

Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.

¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!

Bike Smut es cívico. Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.

Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.

Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importantes para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.


¡¡¡ Vente con nosotr@s y exploremos junt@s la bici-sexualidad !!!

2 ves en DF!


  • Fecha: Sábado 17 de enero 2015
  • Location: Casa Biciteka - República de Nicaragua #15, Centro Hixxxtórico DF, entre Brasil y Argentina
  • Hora: 7:30pm
  • Cooperaciòn: $15


  • Fecha: Domingo 18 de enero 
  • Location: Casa Gomorra -5 de febrero #289 esq. Manuel J.othón col. obrera (a 3 calles del metro san antonio abad)
  • Hora: 5:30pm
  • Cooperación solidaria $15 + donativo en especie o $25 sin donativo
  • pulque y chelasssss
  • cupo limitado: 70 personas



Para apoyar a casa gomorra y que este espacio siga existiendo, los donativos en especie pueden ser algunas de las siguientes cosas:
productos de limpieza:
-cloro
-limpiador de pisos
-Escobas
-Recogedor
-Jergas
-cubetas
-jabón líquido para trastes
Alacena:
-Café
-Azúcar
-Arroz
-Pasta
-lentejas
-Avena
-cerillos/encendedores
Casa Gomorra es un espacio habitado por personas y gatxs diariamente, es de todxs, cuidémoslo juntxs!